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Apple announces iPod V portable video player
By Dennis Lloyd
Publisher, iLoungeGoogle+
Published: Wednesday, March 31, 2004
News Categories: Humor
Apple today introduced iPod V, the smallest portable video player ever developed.

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21
Jokes!!!
I get jokes!!
Ha, ha, ha , ha, ha
Posted by robdog on April 1, 2004 at 3:22 AM (PST)
22
i just ran up to my parents and said i want one - they said yes till i founf it was a joke - good one though lol!!!
Posted by lcf on April 1, 2004 at 3:33 AM (PST)
23
at least you guys can say that they posted something useful for once.
april fools jokes are great, but the irony is most people don’t find them funny. :(
Posted by Fiddytree on April 1, 2004 at 3:38 AM (PST)
24
Wow…You got me scared for a minute!
Posted by mongoos150 on April 1, 2004 at 4:00 AM (PST)
25
... and the biggest chuckle of all is that the battery lasts a whopping 13 minutes before needing to be recharged !
Posted by Binky on April 1, 2004 at 4:06 AM (PST)
26
no battery: it uses a fuel cell, last a whopping 13 days(!) before needed recharged!
Posted by sinus@emissionen.net on April 1, 2004 at 4:14 AM (PST)
27
Got me. Even though I had just left apple’s web site, macminute, and appleinsider. Guess I’m gullable today. Nice one.
Posted by dawntreader101 on April 1, 2004 at 4:39 AM (PST)
28
that joke should have been obvious, they did that last year
Posted by ap on April 1, 2004 at 4:58 AM (PST)
29
You’ve might have tricked me if it were an ipod firmware update that includes the much desired crossfading and ogg vorbis support !!!
Posted by jsmoove7 on April 1, 2004 at 4:59 AM (PST)
30
The iShave - LOL!!!
http://www.application-systems.de/ishave/
Posted by urban on April 1, 2004 at 5:14 AM (PST)
31
haha, that ishave is hilarious
Posted by dave on April 1, 2004 at 5:59 AM (PST)
32
Sinus - we _loved_ your concept… wish it looked a bit larger + had a half scroll wheel, though.
Posted by Jeremy Horwitz on April 1, 2004 at 6:21 AM (PST)
33
just
plain
cruel
Posted by michael on April 1, 2004 at 6:22 AM (PST)
34
i knew it was aprils fools joke…!!!! haha good one…
Posted by Ninja Turtle on April 1, 2004 at 6:23 AM (PST)
35
Doesn’t look like an Apple designed product, so couldn’t fool me!
Posted by Jet_Star on April 1, 2004 at 7:03 AM (PST)
36
April FOOOOLS
Posted by ed on April 1, 2004 at 7:17 AM (PST)
37
My precious! My precious! Hssssssssss! Schmiegel doesn’t like when fat pink hobbits make fun of him!
Posted by stylescraper on April 1, 2004 at 7:58 AM (PST)
38
want some cheese with that whine?
Posted by mark on April 1, 2004 at 9:19 AM (PST)
39
GET OFF of Apple’s nuts !
Posted by rude awakening on April 1, 2004 at 9:21 AM (PST)
40
“want some cheese with that whine?”
Yawn! * Get a new phrase Mark! You played this one out about 4 or 5 posts ago!
Posted by stylescraper on April 1, 2004 at 9:44 AM (PST)
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