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Apple announces iPod V portable video player

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By Dennis Lloyd

Publisher, iLounge
Published: Wednesday, March 31, 2004
News Categories: Humor

picApple today introduced iPod V, the smallest portable video player ever developed.

“Encased in a lightweight anodized aluminum body and featuring a simplified interface for easy, one-touch media navigation, iPod V includes an all-new user interface incorporating the most requested elements of Apple’s OS X graphical interface. Built to integrate easily with QuickTime and Apple’s new iTunes Music Video Store, iPod V will revolutionize the way people watch and listen to audiovisual content.”


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I get jokes!!

Ha, ha, ha , ha, ha

Posted by robdog on April 1, 2004 at 4:22 AM (PDT)


i just ran up to my parents and said i want one - they said yes till i founf it was a joke - good one though lol!!!

Posted by lcf on April 1, 2004 at 4:33 AM (PDT)


at least you guys can say that they posted something useful for once.

april fools jokes are great, but the irony is most people don’t find them funny. :(

Posted by Fiddytree on April 1, 2004 at 4:38 AM (PDT)


Wow…You got me scared for a minute!

Posted by mongoos150 on April 1, 2004 at 5:00 AM (PDT)


... and the biggest chuckle of all is that the battery lasts a whopping 13 minutes before needing to be recharged !

Posted by Binky on April 1, 2004 at 5:06 AM (PDT)


no battery: it uses a fuel cell, last a whopping 13 days(!) before needed recharged!

Posted by on April 1, 2004 at 5:14 AM (PDT)


Got me.  Even though I had just left apple’s web site, macminute, and appleinsider.  Guess I’m gullable today.  Nice one.

Posted by dawntreader101 on April 1, 2004 at 5:39 AM (PDT)


that joke should have been obvious, they did that last year

Posted by ap on April 1, 2004 at 5:58 AM (PDT)


You’ve might have tricked me if it were an ipod firmware update that includes the much desired crossfading and ogg vorbis support !!!

Posted by jsmoove7 on April 1, 2004 at 5:59 AM (PDT)


The iShave - LOL!!!

Posted by urban on April 1, 2004 at 6:14 AM (PDT)


haha, that ishave is hilarious

Posted by dave on April 1, 2004 at 6:59 AM (PDT)


Sinus - we _loved_ your concept… wish it looked a bit larger + had a half scroll wheel, though. grin

Posted by Jeremy Horwitz on April 1, 2004 at 7:21 AM (PDT)



Posted by michael on April 1, 2004 at 7:22 AM (PDT)


i knew it was aprils fools joke…!!!! haha good one…

Posted by Ninja Turtle on April 1, 2004 at 7:23 AM (PDT)


Doesn’t look like an Apple designed product, so couldn’t fool me!

Posted by Jet_Star on April 1, 2004 at 8:03 AM (PDT)



Posted by ed on April 1, 2004 at 8:17 AM (PDT)


My precious! My precious! Hssssssssss! Schmiegel doesn’t like when fat pink hobbits make fun of him!

Posted by stylescraper on April 1, 2004 at 8:58 AM (PDT)


want some cheese with that whine?

Posted by mark on April 1, 2004 at 10:19 AM (PDT)


GET OFF of Apple’s nuts !

Posted by rude awakening on April 1, 2004 at 10:21 AM (PDT)


“want some cheese with that whine?”

Yawn! * Get a new phrase Mark! You played this one out about 4 or 5 posts ago!

Posted by stylescraper on April 1, 2004 at 10:44 AM (PDT)

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