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The Onion: I Have An iPod—In My Mind
By Dennis Lloyd
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Published: Tuesday, August 19, 2003
News Categories: Humor
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1
What a fruit.
Posted by MadDog5145 on August 19, 2003 at 6:17 PM (PST)
2
” I have my very own iPod—in my mind.” <- That sounds like something Gary Busey would say
Posted by IronSerif on August 19, 2003 at 6:40 PM (PST)
3
Its a joke… Fairly clever in terms of an iPod joke anyway.
Posted by Jon in Seattle, WA on August 19, 2003 at 6:46 PM (PST)
4
i got one word for that guys ugly mug. Clearasil. learn it love it!
Posted by Jaguares in Bay Area, Ca on August 19, 2003 at 7:31 PM (PST)
5
I actually can relate…
years ago, I had a mini-interview to go on school exchange for 1 year to japan. in the interview, the teachers asked me what if I had no work to do and got bored at school. Rather than saying the sensible thing and “study” or do homework, no, I babbled on about how I can entertain myself by recalling songs in my mind like a walkman. seriously, that’s what I told them.
i didn’t get the exchange…. ;_;
Posted by Nathan Adams on August 19, 2003 at 8:58 PM (PST)
6
what a loser! i reckon you be brain-dead!
Posted by j.m. on August 19, 2003 at 10:26 PM (PST)
7
it’s a joke, guys… I think it’s rather funny…
Posted by lilteyang on August 19, 2003 at 11:17 PM (PST)
8
Well, he has a point. But his skull definitely still is lightyears behind the design of the iPod
Posted by Maxx on August 20, 2003 at 12:27 AM (PST)
9
wow, nice job understanding the comedy, you idiots.
Posted by Mike on August 20, 2003 at 1:07 AM (PST)
10
i bet his skull even better than ipod too. smaller and lighter.
Posted by bezier on August 20, 2003 at 1:20 AM (PST)
11
Well, it was creative…
Posted by Rich in Rhode Island, USA on August 20, 2003 at 2:43 AM (PST)
12
lol @ Nathan Adams, that’s great (well, in a sad way since you didn’t get the exchange)...
Posted by colinp on August 20, 2003 at 4:32 AM (PST)
13
yeah, i look back and laugh too. I have no idea why I said that….. guess just being nervous i guess, had to make at least one #### up in the interview.
i don’t think it was the reason for not getting the exchange (more that the other guy did everything bar ‘pleasure’ the teacher), but still…
my mind iPod sure wasn’t all that crash hot on the way home from drinks tonight though… (anything after 10, i won’t bring the iPod into town. I’ve had 3 failed attempted muggings against me, my luck has to run out sometime… so the iPod stays home when I go drinking)
Posted by Nathan Adams on August 20, 2003 at 4:42 AM (PST)
14
Thats really funny!!!! very original…......
And for those people who didn’t get the joke, GET A LIFE AND LAUGH A LITTLE!!
Posted by Roan Pastor on August 20, 2003 at 5:02 AM (PST)
15
Brilliant…
Aren’t you people familiar with theonion.com
Jeez people it is a friggin JOKE…. Relax…
Posted by bababooey on August 20, 2003 at 5:10 AM (PST)
16
BORING..
Posted by stasya=na on August 20, 2003 at 5:56 AM (PST)
17
he said no moving parts… none..
the harddrive is moving.
what an idiot.
Posted by foo_foo on August 20, 2003 at 5:57 AM (PST)
18
I got the joke. But he still is a fruit.
Posted by MadDog5145 on August 20, 2003 at 6:05 AM (PST)
19
I’ll have to get some one to tickle me to make me laugh for that. LOOSER!!!
Posted by Michael de Silva on August 20, 2003 at 7:09 AM (PST)
20
foo_foo - he’s talking about his brain not having any moving parts, not the iPod.
And Michael. If you want to insult someone, make sure you spell it correctly. It’s L-O-S-E-R…unless of course you’re commenting on his promiscuity. Then looser would be correct. ;D
Posted by Jamvan in Minnesota on August 20, 2003 at 9:08 AM (PST)
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