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The Onion: I Have An iPod—In My Mind
By Dennis Lloyd
Publisher, iLoungeGoogle+
Published: Tuesday, August 19, 2003
News Categories: Humor
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21
funny ####; the onion is brilliant. too bad some of the little kiddies don’t get it.
Posted by peter on August 20, 2003 at 10:14 AM (PST)
22
Good grief people…. Theonion is a satiric website…. check it out….
God forbides someone makes fun of the Ipod…... GET A GRIP people…. its just all in fun….
The article is BRILLIANT…
I swaer you guys look like a bunch of jerks for not getting it… That is lauphable in itself
Posted by bababooey on August 20, 2003 at 12:12 PM (PST)
23
and I know I suck at spelling
Posted by bababooey on August 20, 2003 at 12:13 PM (PST)
24
It’s sad to see that some people simply can’t take a joke. For their sake I hope the humorless folks out there are Windoze users and not Mac owners. It really doesn’t reflect well on iPod users as a whole.
Posted by anonymous mac user on August 20, 2003 at 2:41 PM (PST)
25
I love The Onion. I just wish the iPod in my mind worked as well as the iPod on my desk… ;^P
Posted by Harry Hugel on August 20, 2003 at 9:42 PM (PST)
26
yea yea everything’s a joke! Ha Ha HA! Life’s a damm f**king joke!
Posted by macpod on August 20, 2003 at 10:55 PM (PST)
27
does this #### censor out #### words?
Posted by blah on August 21, 2003 at 3:41 AM (PST)
28
how gay
Posted by blah on August 21, 2003 at 3:42 AM (PST)
29
#### ####
Posted by censor test on August 21, 2003 at 4:25 AM (PST)
30
Whatever you do dont tell the RIAA or else it’s we are all in court.
Posted by mac_gladdy on August 24, 2003 at 11:58 AM (PST)
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