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Woman kills boyfriend with iPod

“A Memphis woman was arrested and charged with first-degree murder after she bludgeoned her boyfriend to death with an iPod. [...]

Brad Pulaski had died of blunt trauma to the head after being repeatedly bludgeoned with an iPod, a popular MP3 player produced by Apple. [...]

According to law officers, Mathers was hysterical when police arrived and told them that she killed her boyfriend only after he accused her of illegally downloading music and erased about 2,000 of her MP3s. Mathers complained that it took 3 months to build her music collection.”

Editor’s note: Satire.

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Not even a trifle funny.

Posted by Dennis Lloyd in Irvine, CA on March 8, 2004 at 9:20 AM (CST)

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“and told them that she killed her boyfriend only after he accused her of illegally downloading music and erased about 2,000 of her MP3s. Mathers complained that it took 3 months to build her music collection.”
Hah!!! Ok I really shouldnt laugh but that is quite funny..

Posted by Dennis Lloyd in Irvine, CA on March 8, 2004 at 9:21 AM (CST)

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She must be hellish strong. Truth is stranger than fiction.

Posted by Dennis Lloyd in Irvine, CA on March 8, 2004 at 9:21 AM (CST)

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Oh good.
Any more of this and I won’t be able to take my iPod on flights.

Posted by Dennis Lloyd in Irvine, CA on March 8, 2004 at 9:24 AM (CST)

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she actually KILLED him with it??

wow—i would have hated to see her on a bad PMS day !!!

although…i can see where she is coming from…. ;-)

Posted by Dennis Lloyd in Irvine, CA on March 8, 2004 at 9:31 AM (CST)

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The real question is… Does the iPod still work ? And if not, will the warrenty be voided ?

Posted by Dennis Lloyd in Irvine, CA on March 8, 2004 at 9:41 AM (CST)

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s a t i r e…

look it up.

Posted by Dennis Lloyd in Irvine, CA on March 8, 2004 at 9:58 AM (CST)

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Look at the site itself. This is not an actual news article. Geesh people can be so gullible.

Posted by Dennis Lloyd in Irvine, CA on March 8, 2004 at 10:10 AM (CST)

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Who said: ‘Smashing success’ about the iPod ;-]

Posted by Dennis Lloyd in Irvine, CA on March 8, 2004 at 10:32 AM (CST)

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well, considering that this was posted on the recent “news”, I think it’s an honest mistake.

Posted by Dennis Lloyd in Irvine, CA on March 8, 2004 at 10:34 AM (CST)

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“RELATED NEWS
Get great deals on the new Apple iPod mini. Starting at under $250

lol!

Nice touch on the ad insert next to the ‘story’!!

 

Posted by Dennis Lloyd in Irvine, CA on March 8, 2004 at 10:45 AM (CST)

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“Mathers complained that it took 3 months to build her music collection”

LOL. OMFG.

Thats what i would do… *crazy look in his eyes brandishing iPod…*

Posted by Dennis Lloyd in Irvine, CA on March 8, 2004 at 10:59 AM (CST)

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reders’ note: Weak.

Posted by Dennis Lloyd in Irvine, CA on March 8, 2004 at 11:11 AM (CST)

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I would be honored to be killed by such a sleek, well-designed tool of death.

Posted by Dennis Lloyd in Irvine, CA on March 8, 2004 at 11:17 AM (CST)

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New iPod advertisement:

New, dent resistant iPod now available in blood glossy red and off-white tooth finishes! Generate wanton bludgeoning acts of violence while jammin’ to your favorite tunes!

Posted by Dennis Lloyd in Irvine, CA on March 8, 2004 at 12:01 PM (CST)

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“evidence suggested the murder was the result of a domestic dispute after Pulaski erased the contents of Mathers

Posted by Dennis Lloyd in Irvine, CA on March 8, 2004 at 12:34 PM (CST)

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whoa never give a woman an iPod

Posted by Dennis Lloyd in Irvine, CA on March 8, 2004 at 1:07 PM (CST)

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Was she listening to the ipod while she was beating him?If she was did the ipod skip at all?

Posted by Dennis Lloyd in Irvine, CA on March 8, 2004 at 2:37 PM (CST)

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To bad for him that she didnt have the iPod mini - he might have stood a better chance of walking away from the incident.

Posted by Dennis Lloyd in Irvine, CA on March 8, 2004 at 2:52 PM (CST)

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Another great ‘‘News’‘... The news section is really going downhill IMO. When there is nothing new, don’t try to invent stuff, that’s just weird.

Posted by Dennis Lloyd in Irvine, CA on March 8, 2004 at 3:15 PM (CST)

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