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Woman kills boyfriend with iPod

“A Memphis woman was arrested and charged with first-degree murder after she bludgeoned her boyfriend to death with an iPod. [...]

Brad Pulaski had died of blunt trauma to the head after being repeatedly bludgeoned with an iPod, a popular MP3 player produced by Apple. [...]

According to law officers, Mathers was hysterical when police arrived and told them that she killed her boyfriend only after he accused her of illegally downloading music and erased about 2,000 of her MP3s. Mathers complained that it took 3 months to build her music collection.”

Editor’s note: Satire.

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21

I dont understand. Was he just standing there letting her beat him. He could have fled.

Posted by Alex on March 8, 2004 at 1:38 PM (PDT)

22

does iCleaner take off blood?

Posted by dethbrakr in Tacoma, WA on March 8, 2004 at 1:48 PM (PDT)

23

This satirical article is probably aimed more at the saying that Apple uses so very much: “don’t steal music”, and the iPod was left mostly as an afterthought.

Posted by Sraphim on March 8, 2004 at 2:19 PM (PDT)

24

I don’t find murder a funny topic…

Posted by Iceman on March 8, 2004 at 2:21 PM (PDT)

25

hey try clicking the links on that page…funny!!!

Posted by rivlinm on March 8, 2004 at 2:22 PM (PDT)

26

well, i just wanted to insure that this “woman” was american, behold the proud and the free

Posted by dUNiT on March 8, 2004 at 4:20 PM (PDT)

27

lol, think of the possibilities…the iPod bomb, iPod hand grenade, iPod launcher etc. u could attatch spikes to urs so u could have ipod stabbings

Posted by Nick Yates (Nuke666) on March 8, 2004 at 5:51 PM (PDT)

28

hahahahahahahahahahahah, she must have been a pretty wild woman that like her music a little bit too much.

Posted by I skate emerica shoes on March 8, 2004 at 6:54 PM (PDT)

29

Clearly just another scare tactic planted by the RIAA

Posted by crl on March 8, 2004 at 8:02 PM (PDT)

30

Quote from crl: “Clearly just another scare tactic planted by the RIAA”. LOL! It’s a joke.

If you guys haven’t got it yet, visit the actual page. The joke is that there is an ad for the iPod on the page. The story isn’t funny unless you see that.

Posted by Cozzie on March 8, 2004 at 9:44 PM (PDT)

31

Backups, people.  Backups…

Posted by Gidds in UK on March 8, 2004 at 9:59 PM (PDT)

32

It is hoax, but funny hoax.

The rest of the site gets even better.

Posted by Pako on March 8, 2004 at 11:52 PM (PDT)

33

Haahaa, WTF?! Get help, you sick bastard. Yes, you, the editor.

Posted by Jussi on March 9, 2004 at 12:10 AM (PDT)

34

this isn’t even funny. what is the point of this? this is qute a turn-off. it’s not even april fools day. looks stupid

Posted by aq on March 9, 2004 at 11:24 AM (PDT)

35

I actually hit myself with the iPod after reading that. Those things really hurt.

Posted by Wolf on March 9, 2004 at 2:48 PM (PDT)

36

Quite the rumor/joke.  More on the story here.

Posted by Lakes on March 10, 2004 at 12:10 PM (PDT)

37

Folks, this is satire.  It’s a joke.  It’s a FAKE news article—like the Onion—designed to be funny.

Posted by chazzmatt on March 10, 2004 at 10:09 PM (PDT)

38

one killer ipod

Posted by anon on March 11, 2004 at 2:43 PM (PDT)

39

This article was in The Times (in the UK) on saturday. They fell for it hook, line & sinker & printed it as a true story

Posted by Mr Gordo on March 15, 2004 at 4:54 AM (PDT)

40

WHO knows that the murder could be here in this topic writing as anonymous. I know you’re there and you’re not going to heaven…u go down deep into the burning hell…burn

Does this make any sense?

Posted by Joona on August 1, 2007 at 8:08 AM (PDT)

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